I'm tired of getting junk mail. I set my preferences to avoid spam but it keeps on coming through. They know my name, my address and the fact that I would like my penis enlarged. No, I don't have a penis. If I did have one...I don't think I would let a spam e-mail talk me into buying those pills. Hopefully, if I had a penis it would be a big one.
Today while cleaning I would take breaks and sit at my computer desk. All day long I received these e-mails:
Book a Myrtle Beach golf package, get a gas card.
Eliminate Debt today
Get a rich beautiful lawn. As seen on TV
Get a cash advance online now
Regain your confidence with medical hair restoration
Save 70% on life insurance
Discover how you can live until 150
Become a Google Millionaire
and my favorite
Get cash for your unwanted jewelry
What idiot would put their jewelry in an envelope in hopes of getting money back- let alone your jewelry! I'm going to put some bubble gum machine rings and necklaces in an envelope and mail it to them tomorrow. Let's see how long I have to wait to get that fat check.
I'm going to open a P.O. box under the name - Phil A. Mignon - E-mail millions of people with the title: SEND IN YOUR WINNING LOTTERY TICKETS AND I'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE!
You guys can sit there and laugh all you want but I bet at least 10 people out of a million will send me their winning tickets.
Anyone want to go partners with me? I have several names you can pick from.
Crystal Stemware
Curt Sanway
Gabe Barr
Sadie Word
D. John Mustard
Uben Hadd
Freida Convict
Let me know if you're interested!
