I needed a safe. I wanted a safe. I had to have one. I bought one. It was very heavy and hard to get up the stairs once I got home. I put it near my bed and opened it up. I filled out the paperwork that came with it. You have to do this just in case you lose a key and have to get back in there. You get two keys. I gave the other key to Brandi. Don't try to bribe her for the key. I gave her the spare but didn't tell her where I hid the safe. LMAO! If I die and they start cleaning my things out of the house...they'll find it.I opened the safe and got ready to put some things in it. I looked and looked. I don't have any important papers. I don't have wads of loose cash. I wear my good jewelery. There wasn't anything to put in it. What did I need a safe for? I put my birth certificate in it. I thought again. If someone breaks in the house why would they steal a birth certificate? I took it out. I looked around again and again. What do people put in a safe? The box the safe came in had a picture on it. Let's see what they put in it. A passport ( mine expired). Precious jewels that I don't have. A gun. Nope, I don't have one of those. Cash. Who would steal my $22.00? There is a handle on the safe. I'm thinking that if someone came in the house to rob us they could just carry the safe out. How safe is that?
I have nothing to put in my safe. How exciting it wouldn't be if I died and the kids were cleaning out my stuff and came across my safe. "OHHH" they would say. Then they would open in...nothing. How disappointing.
I had to put something in there. I have about $50.00 in rolled coins. I put it in the safe. Now I couldn't carry it to put it in my secret hiding place.
I either need some valuables or return the safe.
