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Bye Bye Neighbor

The nicest lady across the street was having money woes last winter. She was/is a real estate broker and complained how bad the market was. All summer we would see each other and chit chat and she would always tell me that she wasn't doing well but she was hanging on. She lived in her house for 20 years.

A week ago someone complained she was sleeping in her car. The police came over and spoke to Bobby. They asked if we've seen her sleeping in her car. We didn't know anything about it. She was so nice. If there was a problem we would have tried helping her. She could have slept in our house. Turns out her heat and lights were turned off.

She has 3 dogs. Two Yorkies and a huge Bull Mastif. She left the dogs in the house for a week. The police came by again and told her to take the dogs out of the house. She did.

Today there are two big pink signs on her house that read "DANGER CONDEMNED!"

I looked in her windows while I was looking at the sign (cuz I'm nosey) and the house is totally empty.

Her mailbox was so full the mail won't fit in the box anymore and it's all over everyone's lawn. Since it was windy for two days her mail has been flying around the block.

I feel bad for her. I hope she's ok.

Dubai Hotel

Ever walk onto the beach on a sunny day, only to have to hip hop your way to your towel or risk burned tootsies? It's part of a day at the beach, right? Not so, according to the designers of a new luxury hotel in Dubai, the Palazzo Versace, which will weave pipes of coolant through the sand in order to keep it cool on those hot desert days of days.The luxury hotel is set to open sometime in the next 12 - 24 months, and will use the underground cooling system plus a series of fans to keep the ultra-rich from getting overheated while they bathe in the sun. The impacts of such lavish excesses remain to be seen, but it's hard to believe the hotel's claims that the beach is "environmentally sustainable."

Prank Caller

Unlike some people...I love when people call me to play on the phone. I've had this little guy call me for the last 3 days now. He must be young because his voice has no bass in it yet. We've been having fun. Here is the latest of our conversations.

Him: It's me again. Want some phone sex?

Me: You sound like a girl. Are you sure your little pee-pee can get hard?

Him: I want to fuck you.

Me: Why me? What's wrong with your momma?

Him: If you hang up, you'll be a bitch.

Me: I am a bitch. (click)

I'm running out of things to say to this little brat. If I hang up he calls right back. If I talk to him he won't call back for a few hours.

He always calls restricted. I tell him to come on over I'm waiting on the porch for him. He doesn't know what to say back so he hangs up.

It was fun for awhile but it's getting tiring. He's just not old enough to have real phone sex.

Meet Shorty

For those of you that aren't Piston's fans this is a picture of Alan Iverson. He was at Greektown Casino tonight. Since that's my first home I saw him there. I'm not a groupie, his fan or even interested in meeting him. To me it was no big deal but the entire casino was gossiping "there's Alan Iverson!" The younger people would say "Where?" Older people would say "Who's Alan Iverson?" The waitresses were fighting to serve him and his entourage.

At the high limit table he sat with his 2 friends and a body guard that was shorter than Alan. They blocked off 2 blackjack tables on both sides of him so nobody would bother him. The casino had 2 security officers on each side of the tables.

OK, so he got all of this attention. When he stood up he was six feet tall. I was expecting some big dude but he was short and skinny with a ton of tattoos and braided hair. I wasn't impressed.

He's making good money. He shouldn't be making $3,000 bets. These young guys have gambling problems.

My casino host was telling everyone that he's been there for 4 hours and already lost $60,000. He was also was tipping the waitresses $200.00. Now that I'm impressed about! Getting a $200.00 tip for every drink you bring to 3 people is marvy!

And to think I feel bad for waitresses! HA! I'm filling out an application tomorrow.

One Big Saddle Bag

I fell this morning and now my left saddle bag has grown. I think it's filled with liquid because when I walk it wiggles...no it's not fat.