I bought some new sneakers A.K.A. gym shoes. I say sneakers because that's what Run DMC calls them. They're my first pair of Adidas. They remind me of Run DMC.When we were younger everyone said that Adidas stood for All Day I Dream About Sex.
So, my new white sneakers and I went out tonight. The shoes are so brand new and crease free I didn't even want to walk in them but I did and I stepped in Bebe's doo-doo. I rushed back in the house and cleaned them off. I don't even want them anymore. Ya know how something happens to your car then you hate your car? This happened to my shoes. I hate them now. They've been tainted.
I put them on my shoe rack and they'll sit there until I forget I stepped in dog doo.
I named my new shoes "Run DMC" which now means Run! DooDoo Might Come!
