Saturday, February 28, 2009

YIKES! What Was That?!?!?!


Poor Bebe. Weighing in at 10 lbs with fur that weights 4 lbs not only snores like he's a 350 lb man with Sleep Apnea but he thinks he's so big and tough. He growls at Saint Bernards, barks at at a Pitbull like he's going to rip a head off , Bebe is only a little short chicken. Shhh, don't tell him. Don't want him to get a complex.
We had to get Invisible Fence. We aren't allowed to get a regular ole picket or chain link. The city won't allow it. Dumb. So, we shelled out the money. We had to do what we had to do.
The police came by more than once to let us know that the next time my dog gets out they'll take him.
The Invisible Fence trainer was a very nice woman. She was very patient and knows her stuff. She would come out 3 times to train. The first day Bebe loved her (I think you know where I'm going with this) by the 3rd day Bebe wanted to gnaw her leg off. The "correction" (we call it a shock) was mild at first. Bebe didn't feel a thing. She bumped up the current and Bebe didn't want to go outside anymore. He would run under the bed when we asked him if he wanted to go outside. Finally by the third day and dragging Bebe outside he was tricked. The trainer stood on the other side of the Invisible Fence with a piece of cheese and Bebe fell for it. The "correction" was on full blast by this time. Bebe ran for the cheese, passed the line he never should have crossed... he screamed, jumped in the air, folded in half and came down running his little tail off. Bebe broke records. He not only broke the sound of speed but he yelped so loud windows shattered, car alarms went off and dogs 5 miles down started barking. Bebe would never leave the porch again.
I want my money back. I don't need Invisible Fence anymore. It's been almost a month and not a rabbit or a 40 lb brick of swiss cheese would get him to leave that porch.

1 comment:

Alisa said...

See? It really works!!!