I took Bebe to Petsmart to get Chloe some food. Bebe pee'd all over the store, tried to bite a Pomeranian and left a brown log in the dog treat section. Instead of shopping I was cleaning and apologizing all over the store. On the way out he made his final pee all over an industrial size box of Milk Bones.
The owner of the Pomeranian told Bebe he was a demon dog and growled at him.
When I paid for the food the cashier gave him a cookie and told him "good boy."
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Everybody tries to be nice because, believe me, they've all been there as much as they'd like to pretend they haven't. Just like all those people who stare when a child has a tantrum at the grocery store. They're not thinking, "Terrible mother, terrible child". They're thinking. "I know the feeling...I'm glad it's not me. This time."
That Bebe cracks me up. Bee stings and peeing all over the pet store. You rock the planet, BeBe
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