Picture this. Ann and I are in a very crowded restroom. There are around 15 stalls. Women are waiting almost out the door. Finally two women come out. Ann and I go in. She goes in the 3rd stall. I go in the 14th. It is so quiet. Not one toilet flushes. No one is washing their hands. No one in line is talking. It's silent. Someone in the 9th stall had explosive diarrhea. The noise is amplified because it's so quiet. Finally, stall 9 finishes and it's back to being silent.
Ann yells out "Pam...was that you?"
2 comments:
You need to check the numbers on the stall doors. I was there and I could swear that butt bellowing was coming from #14.
Too funny!!! You should have yelled out "Damn! I KNEW I shouldn't have had the burrito!"
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