Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Alisa's Arby's Lover


Brad Pitt...not so cute. Denzel Washington...not so sexy. Alisa's old boyfriend? HOT AS HELL! This guy was so cute. He looked like Rick Springfield but 90x better. He was so tall and handsome. If he was on a plate I would have sopped him up with a biscuit.
He could have sucked Arby's beef through a straw and would still have looked so sexy doing it. On his worst day he looked good. If two MAC trucks, a 18 wheeler Peterbuilt and 4 NASCAR's drove over him you could be sure he would still look picture perfect.
I wonder what he looks like today. After eating Arby's and smoking weed for 25 years I bet he looks hotter than ever.

2 comments:

Dave said...

I saw him at Arby's last week. He looks like Rodney Dangerfield now.

Alisa said...

I am laughing so hard...