I stopped paying my bills. TOO MANY hospital/doctor bills! Worker's Comp should have paid for them but never did.
The bill collectors call my house day and night. They start calling at 8:00 a.m. and don't stop until 10:30 p.m. I have never talked to one person. If the phone rings and I'm home alone I just let the phone ring. When the kids are home here is the conversation they have with the bill collectors.
Kids: Hello
Collector: Hi is Pamela home?
Kids: No, she died.
Collector: Do you know when she'll be back?
Kids: She's dead
Collector: OK I'll call later.
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Another conversation
Kids: Hello
Collector: Is your mom home?
Kids: She left us and moved to another country
Collector: Do you know how to get in touch with her?
Kids: If I did I would tell her to pay her bills so you'd stop calling.
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Another conversation on Sunday
Kids: Hello
Collector: Is Pamela home?
Kids: Aren't you supposed to be in church?
Collector: Hello?
Kids: Hi
Collector: Is Pamela home?
Kids: It's Sunday...aren't you going to church today?
Collector: Is Pamela there?
Kids: If I keep saying the same thing are you going to also?
1 comment:
No wonder I can't get through.
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