Ya' got a war now sista! How many scratch marks have you had from your cats before you had to cruely rip the nails out of your cat?
Ever been waken up in the summer by howling cats in heat?
Have you ever seen a cute cat outfit?
Cat's need cat nip to make them energetic...dogs don't need drugs.
Here are 30 more reasons why dogs are WAY better:
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
11. Dogs scratch themselves - cats scratch other people…sometimes leading to stiches
12. If Dogs don’t like you, they let you know early on. Cats wait till your within striking distance 13. Barking dogs scare away burglers. Cats think burglers are another person to serve them
14. Dogs look at you as your companion. Cats look at you as their slave/toy.
15. When a dog goes to the bathroom it’s either on a cheap newspaper or out in nature
16. Cats need their own dirt imported into the house at a much higher cost
17. The fire department has rarely been called to get a dog out of a tree. Cops shouldn't be called for cats in trees they can get themselves down from the tree faster
18. You see dogs coming. Cats sneak up.
19. Dogs love going for walks on leashes. Cats will send you to the hospital for even considering it.
20. Most dogs come when you call them. Cats wait till you lose your voice and come find them.
21. Dogs are not finicky about anything.
22. Ever see a movie or a television show about a courageous cat saving a boy in a well?
23. How many shows on tv today feature a lovable cat companion.
24. Dogs don’t leave dead birds or rats on your door step…nope…they eat what they kill…
25. Dogs are WAY more affectionate than cats
26. Dogs only smell when wet, cats stink permenatly
27. Dogs are very popular
28. Dogs are loyal, cats don't care about you
29. Dogs have strength, cats rely on their razor claws
30. Dogs are only vicious if trained to be, cats are just plain mean
Must I go on?
Scoreboard:
Pam 10 - Alisa 0
2 comments:
This huge feud, all over vegetarians.
Wow! This is cross-species warfare now!
I would like to add one pro-cat sentiment here, lest this get out of hand.
Cats taste WAY better than dogs.
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