Thursday, September 11, 2008

EWWW! What is that?!?!?!



What you're looking at is a mole. That's not what we're here for today. Not this mole but the mole or moles that are on people - FAMOUS PEOPLE'S faces.

Before we get to the mole issue I first want to address John McCain and his huge jaw. Ever see the show American Guy? His jaw is very big. Since American Guy is a cartoon and John McCain isn't I'm assuming that if he is elected President there will be so many jokes about him he might run out of the White House back to Arizona faster than we can say BIG JAW JOHN. Can't he do what Michael Jackson did to his nose? Get it reduced, suck the fat out or get it sawed down. OK, my piece about that is done. Let's get back to moles.

Jennifer Granholm has em, Sarah Jessica Parker has one and that other chick (the whore) has one too. That's two people, one show, two moles. How did that big brown mole above your lip get so popular? Why is it considered sexy? If you aren't famous and you have a big mole...chances are you have hair growing out of it. Did Ms. Monroe make that mole popular? Come on and admit it...you've used an eye liner and self made a mole just to see how you'd look with one. You were putting mascara on one day and thought..."hey, I think i'll put a little dot above my lip." You did, forgot it was there and scratched it and walked around with a black smudge on your mouth all day and no one told you. ADMIT YOU DID IT!

So, the mole is considered sexy huh? It's a growth, it's a mass of tissue, it grows hair and you have to remember to pull it out once in a while. Why is it cute? If I had a big wart on my nose would it be considered cute? No, because Paris Hilton doesn't have one.

1 comment:

Dave said...

It's funny, I take portraits and I have removed them digitally in Photoshop only to be scolded and told to put them back in. Seems some people think of them as part of their personalities. Hmm.