Thursday, October 30, 2008

I'd Like One

This is what a 5 million dollar bra looks like!

Victoria Secret has gone mad. Anyone that buys this bra should be taken to the nearest mental clinic (unless you're buying it for me.)

Ok, who would need a $5 million dollar bra? Who would see it? How comfortable would a diamond bra be? A barbed wire bra would be lighter and a lot cheaper. The bra doesn't even contain her boobies. How do you wash a $5 million dollar bra? When would you wear it? Where do you keep it when you aren't wearing it? If you got into a car accident and they had to rip your blouse open to give you emergency medical attention and ripped your $5 million dollar bra how would you feel? How much is it to insure a bra like this?

Things I could buy instead of buying a $5 million dollar bra:
-A small country
-A very large house with 60 Maybach's and 42 Bentley's
-93 billion k-mart bra's

She isn't even pretty enough to be wearing a 5 million dollar bra. I don't think Angelina Jolie is pretty enough...there isn't anyone pretty enough.

5 comments:

Dave said...

I'd like two! :)

Alisa said...

A five million dollar bra. Interesting.

Ditto to everything you said about this bra, plus one other thing. As functionally worthless as this bra is, this is a major waste of money. Why didn't Vicki's Secret just donate the bra money to feed and shelter the homeless of America. Or maybe they can just sleep in the bra.

Dennis said...

What size? Maybe you'll get a surprize.

Pamela Larkin said...

If you're going to buy me a $5 million dollar bra I'll take the biggest size they make.

Carol Weiss said...

I wonder how much it would cost to outfit the lady whose boobs were drooping to the ground that you blogged about....