The Gap

My friend Ann and I went to Michigan City to go shopping at their outlet mall. I'm guessing Michigan City has plenty of Amish people because there are horse hitches. I've never seen them actually hitch a horse and go shopping but plenty of Amish I did see.

All of the women look exactly alike. All of the men look the same too. If I were Amish I would be wearing a rhinestone Amish hat and my long sheet dress would have decorative feathers all over it. My Amish vest would be done in purple and pink sequins. But that's me...back to them.

We were shopping and went into The Gap which is just called "Gap" now. There was a table of thong underwear in the middle of the floor. They were on sale. Gathered around the table were about 6 Amish women laughing their Amish heads off with their hands covering their mouths...were Amish women not allowed to laugh or look at thongs? I had no idea. While Ann and I were laughing at them laughing at the thongs-one of the Amish women picked one up and her white pasty face turned red and all of her sisters or friends were cracking up.

I wonder if under their drape dresses they wear crotchless underwear and pasties. Next time I run into one...I'm gonna ask.